Bettern' jury duty

It's a rite of passage many in the U.S. only dream about. They say things like "yeah, well, if I ever got to do that," or "I wonder how you get in on something like that."

Today, I opened my mailbox.

The light fell from Heaven.

A chorus somewhere above me crescendoed in an operatic trill.

My hands shook. My eyes boggled.

My neighbor waited for me to move so they could get to their mailbox.

I have been selected for a Nielsen's television survey.

You may now revere me.

This is so WAY better than jury duty.

I am an American Household.