The Internet is reading my mind. And it's judging me.

No more than two minutes after I had decided that I really do despise someone for the despicable crime of existing and breathing and getting what I've desperately wanted for ... a long time, I clicked over to a different Web site and was met with this:

I'm not kidding. "Irony" doesn't cut it. Not even close. "Lemon juice" and "papercut" and "get the hell out of my head" come to mind, though.