Going native

In Canada, we dubbed Rachel "Sacajewea." Or: She Who Reads Maps Well. As long as we had Rachel with us, we didn't get lost. Remove Rachel, and you get Amber and Sarah stumbling through a forest at night, trying to find the beach and discovering they were on the wrong side of the sandbar from the stargazing party they were trying to meet up with ... Ah, Maine.

Tonight, my Indian Princess name is ... well, it's a choice, actually.

1) She Who Fits Three Pages of *$%&#$# Content Onto One Page With Much Less Grace Than You Might Expect

2) She Who Refrains From Strangling _________ With His Phone Cord