Big brain, little brain

(This started off as a random-everything post ... but this was all I had time/attention span to write. Sorry)

Barbara Walters is calling Jenny Sanford the Woman Who Didn't Stand By Her Man.

Uh, Babs ... that's not a man. That's a walking penis. And Jenny Sanford should have walked away the second the walking penis finished saying he didn't want to promise fidelity in their marriage vows. Walking penises do not deserve to have faithful, hard-working wives stand by them. They deserve to be abandoned. They deserve to have scathing tell-all books published about them. That's what walking penises deserve.