Pain in the neck. Seriously

If I ever marry, he'd better be a damn good masseuse. S'all I can say.

It's like a vise has been tightening across my shoulders and up my neck for the past two weeks. I'm thinking that repeatedly hefting a 13-pound medicine ball over my head for three minutes probably won't have helped anything by the time tomorrow rolls around. Oy.

Good freaking grief. Relief — stat!