That's a baby!

In church today, there was a slideshow tribute to the church's active military, sans music.

In a silent sanctuary, the little girl sitting on her dad's lap across the aisle from me got fidgety, so her mom decided to take her to the nursery. As they were walking to the back of the sanctuary, the little girl spotted a baby carrier.

"Baby?" she said quietly.

"Baby?" A little louder.

She bolted for the carrier.

"THAT'S A BABY!" she shouted at her mom.

Even the pastor couldn't keep a straight face.