Voter No. 591 here ...

... holding my free Starbucks coffee, proudly sporting my oval "I Voted" sticker and wearing as much red, white and blue as I could tastefully put together. And that includes red shoes. That's right.

We'll be pulling our hair out tonight ... and then it'll be over.

Thank God -- I can finally turn my television back on and not be bombarded with political ads. It'll just be news about the lawsuits contesting the results after that.