A conversation

Deb: "Sarah, do you know what July 24 is?"

Me: "It's not my birthday ..."

Deb: "No. It's National Tequila Day."

Me: "Is there a National Vodka Day?"

Josh: "I want National Scotch Day."

Me: "We're goin' global here!"

Deb: "Bob wants National Bob Day."

Me: "That's every day, Bob."

Bob: (something incoherent)

Deb: "Bob!"

Me: "Wha ...?"

Deb: "He said he wants National Viagara Day."