From the past

Every 40 days, I have to re-save the same voicemails that I've been saving every 40 days for the past, oh, four years or so ...

Today's remembered gem: "Sarah, it's Brooke. You need to RUN - not walk - away from this guy. And since we all know you can't run, maybe you should steal a car to do it."

Only a few people can get away with that kind of hilarious honesty.

Brookie, you're awesome.