In which guys don't appreciate girls' hair nearly enouh. And Tina Fey may be stalking me.

Tina Fey goes through a lot of hair and makeup time and spends a lot of money to look just like me.

I'm serious.

This week is Doppelganger Week on Facebook (you can imagine the wild variations in the spelling of "doppelganger;" modern communication appals me). I don't know who comes up with this stuff, but it has brought to light the fact that Tina Fey is so obsessed with me that she tries — every day — to look exactly like me. I never knew she was even aware of who I am. Maybe she read my blog, too.

I've noticed the similarity this week especially, following my accidentally-too-short hair cut last week, which has married me indefinitely to my despised hair-styling tools and hair-styling products. I can't wait for the divorce.

I detest styling tools. I don't even like to admit that I own hair-styling products.

Hairdryers. Small curling irons. Medium curling irons. Extra-large curling irons. Those ugly little clips I have to use to keep my unstyled hair at wonky angles while I style the rest of it. Hot rollers. Foam rollers. Bristly rollers. Felt-covered foam rollers. Leave-in conditioner. Hair gel. Hairspray. Mousse. Heat-resistant hair-protection stuff. Glossing serum. Serum! For your hair! Diffusers. Concentrators. Picks; wide-tooth combs; fine-tooth combs; boar-bristle brushes; plastic-bristle brushes; round, ceramic-barrel, ouch-bristle brushes ...

Kill me.

I'm a wash-'n-go girl, and the styling time is brutal. I'm not saying I don't like having nice, sleek, pretty hair (and I like being Tina Fey's pretty twin), but sheesh.

Tina, I'll do you a favor and go back to the natural curl as soon as I can. I promise.