The conversation tonight (or: Tiger Woods is stealing the spotlight here, too)

"How many women is Tiger Woods up to now?"

"Aaron said ten."

"Wow."

"I feel so bad for his wife."

"I wouldn't blame her if she really did go after him with a golf club."

"If it was me, I'd cut his thingy off, and he'd be singin' his song in a whole new octave ..."