Creepy/lazy

You know what's creepy?

People who drive to the park, turn off their car and then sit in their car and stare at the people walking around the park as though they're the crazy ones for daring to enjoy the outdoors on a crisp, cool, bright, sunshiny Saturday. How dare we.

If you pay close enough attention, you can feel them judging you for making them feel like lazy slugs. They stare at you and frown as their gaze follows you along the path. And don't make eye contact with them - this apparenlty makes you the rude party.

For crying out loud, you weenies - at least crawl out of your car and sit on a park bench while you creepily ogle passersby. It was perfectly pleasant outside today.