My neighbors already knew I was crazy

Now, they can add early morning giggle-snorter to my many quality attributes.

I went to bed really late, and partook of some bedtime reading.

David Sedaris' Me Talk Pretty One Day.

I was laughing so hard -- and probably loud -- and the inevitable snort(s) came along with it.

Oh, my goodness.

Bottleneck. Ashtray.